The truth is… I’m going to miss you.
Jim Kirk reacting to insults.
#oh god this is actually really painful though? #because kirk #especially towards the beginning #has this attitude and you would expect him to be the kind of person who eats someone alive when they insult them #and literally just burns everything to the ground #but for his cockiness and snark he’s such a good person at heart #that he can’t even come up with legitimate return fire when someone insults him #it’s just these helpless little quips that you would expect from a little kid #he doesn’t have the venom in him #doesn’t have the genuine malignancy or malice #to offer anything more potent than ‘cupcake’ #aos jim kirk actual puppy dog (via sulupoo ofc)
pinto??? nah what a fucked up- [trips] [hundreds of thousands of pinto edits spill out of jacket] w-what a bad fucking ship- you shouldn’t- real people- these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pinto headcanons and fic scatter across the floor] shit fuck im holding them for a friend just listen